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Gönderme zamanı 12/22/2008 20:55:39 by NeZ
Yüzbaşının çok sevdiği ve güvendiği Onbaşı Mehmet`in cezalandırdığı er, yüzbaşının karşısında :
-Komutanım benim bir şikayatim var.
-Söyle.
-Mehmet onbaşı beni döğdi.
-Git, ben onun cezasını veririm.
-Ama yüzbaşım; hem döğdi , hem söğdi.
-Anladım, git cezasını veririm.
-Anama babama laf etti.
-Git cezasını veririz dedik ya.
-Benim anam da yohtur, babam da yohtur.
-Allah rahmet eylesin.Benim de öyle.Sen git anladım.
-Ama yüzbaşım, Mehmet onbaşı benim anama da laf etti , babama da laf etti.Anam da yohtur, babam da yohtur.Anam da sensin, babam da sensin.
Yüzbaşı :
-Derhal koş; çağır Mehmet Onbaşı`yı buraya! dedi...


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